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Dive a little deeper, or stay in the shallow end. Either way you'll still get wet.

As wild and enchanting as the place I call home

My life has not been a straight line by any means. I did not spend my girlhood planning my wedding or playing house. I dreamed of travel, adventure, and independence (I may have wanted to be a marine biologist, so I could swim with the manatees in the Amazon, but also wanted to be a hardened private eye). There are a lot of aspects of our culture's expectations that have never made sense, so I have carved my own path, and gathered my fellow weirdos and libertines to me along the way. Perhaps you crave the same.

Your co-conspirator in adventure

I approach new relationships with a sense of collaboration and creativity.  I crave an intellectual connection as much as a physical one. My vortex-opening conversation skills are legendary. Hold on tight, or you will get lost in the void! I'm not your therapist, your muse, or the answer to all your problems. I am however, a very good time. I'm interested in who you are--the ways we're alike, the ways we're different. I'm funny! Of all the gin joints in all the towns, you walked into mine, and that alone gives you a story to tell. In a lot of ways I did become the scientist and detective I dreamed of being when I was young--I'm curious and dogged about what's present. Existence is a hell of a mystery, and I'll forever be on the case.

Tastes and proclivities

I like my appointments set in stone, but once we're together, you'll find me to be a very spontaneous and easy-going date. I prefer loose itineraries. I have a phd in rest and relaxation; but I do want to be on time for that class, dinner reservation, and showtime. I'm more reticent about travel these days, due to the pandemic, as well as environmental and cultural impact, so let's be intentional and make the best damn travel plans anyone has ever put together. I love casually exploring cities, wandering into cafes, museums, and art galleries, stumbling across street performers, falling into conversation with a stranger in the park.

I'm more comfortable and settled in my skin these days with my 30's in the rear-view mirror. However, you'll find me quite youthful in personality and visage. Is it the ADHD, or is it the Peter Pan complex? Give me a pack of sour patch kids and let me wax ecstatic about homoeroticism in Point Break as I wrap my superhero thighs around you; it's all foreplay to me. I laugh easily and often.

I'm a well-balanced hedonist. I've dabbled in kink and BDSM (I'd describe myself as a nurturing top), but I'm much more driven by the chemistry and the energy we create together, whether that be dark and intense, light and joyful, or everything in between. Basically, if you're more interested in fixating on your kink or fetish, or have a menu of acts to be performed, then we're not a good fit. If there's something you want to explore and we have a stellar connection, I'm game. You'll find me more open, playful, and dynamic the longer we know each other and the more our trust builds. 



Portland, Oregon--travel ready


B.A. from one of those small West Coast liberal arts colleges, A.A. in apparel design


40ish, or as I like to say--elder millennial




34G (34FF UK) bra/Large bottoms


US 8/EUR 39


Clean slate; buy me my first tattoo?


70s playboy centerfold, suave, Rubenesque tomboy with muscles, time traveling Gibson Girls, vintage clothes and radical politics

Favorite Things


all world cuisines that pack a punch in regards to flavor, texture, and heat (gluten free, because I'm cursed with celiacs).


Ox, Andina, Murata, Pambiche, Eem


Medium roast Columbians, cold ferments, moka pot devotee, always with cream and honey


A drive to the coast with 90's jams, sunset on the beach, crab boil dinner, sauna and cold plunge, netflix and chill, a slow morning of coffee and toast over our current reads


Besides everyone's favorite? weight lifting, cycling, yoga, saunas, and beaches


Making clothes, cooking, reading, foraging, writing, hunting for vintage clothes, copious amounts of TV and film


Live music, theater, movies, farm-to-table dining, karaoke, boat rides, beach days, classes, lectures, readings 


My first tattoo, rare DVDs, Mikko donuts, cinnamon roll or maple bar from New Cascadia, indoor plants, seasonal coffee beans, wild caught king salmon, grass fed steak, gift cards from Bolt Fabric, Powell's, Sephora, Doe Bay, Bamboo Sushi, Harlowe and Fox, money sent to $LuxeArts via cashapp, or anything from my wishlist

Media Consumption


Maintenance Phase, You're Wrong About, You are Good, Behind the Bastards, You Must Remember this, We're not so Different


Indiscreet, Queen Margot, Moonstruck, I am Love, Call me by your Name, Tampopo, Dirty DancingBefore Sunrise, Grosse Point Blank, Wayne's World, Bram Stoker's Dracula


Brassic, Letterkenney, Mad Men, Supernatural, Twin PeaksTrue Blood, Mr. Robot, What we do in the Shadows, The Magicians, The Americans, X Files


City of Girls, The Scapegoat, The Overstory, The Master Butcher's Singing Club, Perfume; the Story of a Murderer, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, A Marvelous Light, Fledgling


This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About, Tusk, Horses, O, Keep it like a Secret, channel ORANGE, Mother Juno, In through the out Door, Hey What, Asa Breed, Aretha Franklin Sings the Blues

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