Well, Hey There...

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I'm so glad you found my little piece of the internet. Obviously you're thinking about stepping through the looking glass, and I'm so excited to escort you on a tour of Wonderland. You'll find me calibrated at the mid line between the White Rabbit and the Mad Hatter, but like, sexier with super hero thighs.

I'm Portland's premiere mature curvy personal companion. I'm kind of an unassuming rebel. Never one to take the prescribed life route, I've followed my instincts (and sometimes impulsive detours), to carve out an authentic and adventurous life. Sometimes the adventure is inward, and sometimes it takes me across the globe, so during non plague times I have both my passport and journal at the ready.

Whether this underworld is old hat to you, or you're just tuning into that spark of sensual intuition for the first time that tells you you deserve more connection and fire in this life, I am your woman. You are the match, I am the striking strip.

 

Your life may be too busy and full to pour resources into a traditional relationship. Or, maybe you're in a very loving partnership, but there are a couple of missing elements critical to your personal happiness. That's where I come in.

 

Whether it's a brief afternoon tryst or a weekend getaway, I'm excited about exploring our chemistry. Available as an afternoon paramour, dinner and theater date, class buddy, nature explorer, seaplane copilot, netflix and chill participant, and anything else you can dream up.

 

I am available for short or long term companionship. Beyond this website, you can also check out my Twitter for a peek into my day to day life (and to verify I'm real). If you'd like to know more about my interests, preferences, and professional philosophy check out the More About Me page.

 

Whatever you do, don't skip out on the Contact + Policy page. There's nothing sexier than someone who is well-informed and self-reliant. 

I SEE EVERYONE REGARDLESS OF RACE, SIZE, ABILITY, GENDER, CITIZENSHIP, OR AGE (AS LONG AS YOU'RE 25 OR OVER). I'M NOT CURRENTLY SEEING CIS M/F COUPLES.

Find out more about my preferences in my FAQs

MY STUDIO IS ADA ACCESSIBLE, BUT MY SHOWER AND TOILET ARE NOT WHEELCHAIR FRIENDLY

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Packages

THE EPHEMERAL 
For the suitor/suitrex who lives on stolen time
THE IMMERSIVE
For those with time to get lost in the back streets of my imagination
Up to 90 MINUTES  $700
MY PLACE

TWO HOURS  $1000
MY PLACE OR YOURS



 
COUPLES CONSIDERED AT MY DISCRETION WITH A  TWO HOUR MINIMUM. PLEASE ADD 50% TO ALL SESSIONS.
DINNER OUT, DESSERT IN
FOUR HOURS  $2000
MY PLACE OR YOURS

NIGHT ON THE TOWN
UP TO EIGHT HOURS  $3200
MY PLACE OR YOURS

OVERNIGHT
UP TO 16 HOURS  $4800
YOUR FOUR+ STAR HOTEL
THE INVESTMENT
For the client seeking an unforgettable adventure and a true investment in our connection. Inquire for pricing.
FLY ME TO YOU
THE TRUEST LUXURY. BRING ME TO YOUR DOOR.
EIGHT HOURS +

BESPOKE TRAVEL
LOOKING FOR A SOMEONE TO SHARE IN AN UNFORGETTABLE HOLIDAY OR BRIGHTEN UP YOUR BUSINESS TRIP? 
24 HOURS +


Please note: I have chosen to live in reality. There's still a pandemic on, and I expect our dates and travel plans to include risk assessment and mitigation. 
 
THE FINE PRINT
Getting lost in conversation with me is the norm, and even 90 minutes can fly by in the blink of an eye. I am much more partial to relaxed meetings of two hours or longer (However, if you find conversation to be more of a chore than a pleasure, I think we'd both prefer to be saved the agony of a longer session). 

I require an electronic  deposit of 25% for all dates of four hours or longer in Portland. When touring, I require a deposit for dates of any length. This can not be paid in person; both our time is valuable.

I maintain an elegant and modern studio centrally located just east of the Broadway Bridge in Portland, OR. Given that I've already invested so much in a space that is perfectly set up for comfortable
, seamless, and mood appropriate encounters, I greatly prefer meeting on my home turf for Portland dates under four hours with new clients. 

Just to reiterate, I have a two hour minimum for outcalls to your hotel. 


All dates of four hours or longer include social time and meals. During this never ending pandemic, that can also look like ordering takeout and making a blanket fort of your hotel room, getting delivery and having a movie marathon, or hitting up a specialty market and getting snacks for a romantic picnic in the park. Connecting through conversation, good food, and social activities is all part of the build up, and a real turn-on for me. If this subtlety and positive tension is lost on you, we are probably not a good match. Sensory exploration out in the world leads to an even deeper sensory exploration when we're finally alone. You get me?