One part incurable optimism, one part rye cynicism, two parts lust for the unsolvable mystery of existence, a recipe that keeps you craving just one. more. sip.
Drink me in...
Your ideal end-of-times girlfriend for hire
I'm so glad you found my little piece of the internet. Obviously you're thinking about stepping through the looking glass, and I'm so excited to escort you on a tour of Wonderland. You'll find me calibrated at the mid-line between the White Rabbit and the Mad Hatter, but like, sexier with super hero thighs.
I'm Portland's premiere mature curvy personal companion. I'm kind of an unassuming rebel. Never one to take the prescribed life route, I've followed my instincts (and sometimes impulsive detours), to carve out an authentic and adventurous life. Sometimes the adventure is inward, and sometimes it takes me across the globe, so during non plague times I have both my passport and journal at the ready.
Whether this underworld is old hat to you, or you're just tuning into that spark of sensual intuition for the first time that tells you you deserve more connection and fire in this life, I am your woman. You are the match, I am the striking strip.
Your life may be too busy and full to pour resources into a traditional relationship. Or, maybe you're in a very loving partnership, but there are a couple of missing elements critical to your personal happiness. That's where I come in.
Whether it's a brief afternoon tryst or a weekend getaway, I'm excited about exploring our chemistry. Available as an afternoon paramour, dinner and theater date, class buddy, nature explorer, seaplane copilot, netflix and chill participant, and anything else you can dream up.
I am available for short or long term companionship. Beyond this website, you can also check out my Twitter for a peek into my day-to-day life (and to verify I'm real). If you'd like to know more about my interests, preferences, and professional philosophy check out the More About Me page.
Whatever you do, don't skip out on the Contact + Policy page. There's nothing sexier than someone who is well-informed and self-reliant.