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Location & Availability
I have a modern, clean, and elegant studio with secure and discreet entry centrally located in Portland, just east of the Broadway Bridge. I am also happy to come to your upscale hotel or vacation rental for a two hour session or longer.
My bathroom is stocked with unscented bath products, a killer shower head, fluffy towels, and comfy robes. A shower at the start of the session is offered and required in most circumstances.
HOURS OF AVAILABILITY: While I am night owl, I like to be tucked into my nest by the time the moon comes out. My preference is for sessions that start between noon and 9pm, but I make exceptions with the correct incentive...
My screening is quick and easy. I do an identity verification by way of a picture of your government issued ID, or work verification through a company website with a listed and verified email or phone number. A deposit may also be required for longer sessions, or if you've cancelled on me last minute in the past. I no longer take references, and I do not accept board handles and reviews. I get along best with those who see the mutual value and safety in my screening process.
I assume any person feeling drawn to me, and having made it this far into my website is a grown-ass adult, and knows better than to send lewd, unbearably brief, long, or explicit emails, and I cherish you for it. Think "business proprietor" not "Tinder hook up" (but honestly why not just treat every woman with respect, regardless of circumstance?).
Payment is due in full at the start of our session. Please have your payment ready, and leave it on the hallway table at the very beginning of our session. Please don’t make me ask for it, or discuss my rates. If we are meeting in public, place your donation in an unsealed greeting card envelope, a gift bag, or a book. With that out of the way, we can relax and enjoy ourselves.
I greatly prefer cash, but I do have three e-payment options if necessary, each one including a surcharge. You must arrange and pay in full before the start of our session, so please let me know in advance.
If you appear drunk or intoxicated, I will end our session immediately without refund. I enjoy sharing a drink or a joint on occasion with a client, but please arrive sober, and ask before bringing alcohol or marijuana into my space. Consent is sexy, and seriously, if you're tanked, I cannot ethically be intimate with you.
Please accept my offer of a shower or arrive freshly showered (within the hour) having used a washcloth and soap in all your nooks and crannies, as well as fresh breath and clean and trimmed nails. I have a shower with amazing pressure and all the products you need to get squeaky clean, should you be coming from the office or the airport. I am always happy to give you space and time to freshen up at the start and end of the session.
Please don't arrive more than 10 minutes early. Feel free to drive/walk around until our start time. I appreciate you planning ahead and making it on time, but it’s important for security and discretion not to wait around my building. If you are late, I will try to give you your full session, but require my full rate for the session booked, regardless.
If we are spending more than three hours together, some out-and-about social time must be include. If you are not interested in spending some quality time engaging in conversation, and mutually enjoyable activities like dinner, theater, museums, ballgames, hiking, etc., we're probably not a good fit.
Four hour sessions include a meal.
I require at least six hours beauty sleep for overnights. You must feed me delicious, substantial gluten free snacks and take me for a walk at least every five hours for extended sessions (except when we're sleeping, of course). Take care of your Tamagotchi pet!
A 25% deposit is required via cashapp, bitcoin, or my wishlist (10% surcharge added by the company for this option) for sessions of four hours or longer.
Deposit refund policy:
Deposits for sessions cancelled at least one week in advance will be fully refunded
Deposit for sessions cancelled at least 72 hours in advance will be applied toward a future booking scheduled within four months of original date
Deposit will be forfeited for sessions cancelled with less than 72 hours notice.
If you cancel a last minute session, it's generally not a problem, unless you make it a habit, in which case I will require you to prepay in full for all future sessions.
If you no-show, or cancel last minute for a pre-booked session, I will require a 50% cancellation fee, paid electronically. Depending on circumstance, I may require you to prepay in full for future sessions.